So Shaq, How Does MY Ass Taste Like?

Wutsup old man. Remember this little diddy you had about me?



Well guess what bitch, it’s two in a row now. Kobe is coming back up with the heat. Not only did I win it twice, but I also did it against the team you started the diss with. Also a team that your sorry ass couldn’t beat. You hear those footsteps? That’s me about to squash your dreams like so many Shaq productions. Steel, Shaq Fu, ha!

You know what your ass tastes like? Prunes. You know what mine tastes like? Gold. And my farts spray diamonds.

Fuck Yes!

Sup Kobe, remember me?

It’s your super fan Nash. Brah, you totally did it for LA. All my frat boys totally commend you on your win. Can I offer you a beverage?

Sure.


The fuck is this? A Smirnoff ice?

Yeah bro, you’ve totally been iced! Now you gotta kneel and drink that, brodusky!

Fuck me. I won the title for you assholes?

Yeah! Now drink.

I really need to get traded the fuck out of this town.