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Friday, November 13, 2009

We're Going To Capitalize On These 5 Picks By Doing Absolutely Nothing

Well that game sucked.

Seriously, you pick Captain Sulk 5 times, and you only have 10 points to show for it?? Good lord, even the Jake Delhomme and the Panthers scored 34 points when they picked off Kurt Warner 5 times a few weeks ago. Yeah, you heard me, Jake Fucking Delhomme.

It's a good thing Cutler stunk it up, because the Niners would have been seriously fucked with that god awful offense (minus Frank Gore). And now Alex Smith has gone from Hero, to Goat, to 'Game Manager' in 3 weeks. Jesus Christ.

Well, it's still better than being a Raiders fan.

In short, this picture and caption pretty much sums up yesterday's game.

This man is making Kyle Orton look good. Talk about end of the world, 2012 couldn't come sooner.