Yeah, Wrestling and Basketball Don't Mix

‘IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS……’

Um, am I interrupting something…

The Rock: Carmelo Anthony? What are you doing here? We have an episode of Raw to film today.

Melo: The Rock, what are YOU doing here? We have a game today, and I also thought you quit wrestling to make movies.

The Rock: Yeah well, that career plan didn’t pan out so well. Did you see Race to Witch Mountain?

Melo: No.

The Rock: Yeah, well that’s why I’m back to wrestling.

Melo: I see. Well anyway, we have to work something else. Obviously, there’s a scheduling conflict, and we both can’t…

HOLD ON RIGHT THERE

The Rock: Aww shit, you better hide Melo before it’s too late…



Vince McMahon: Well, well, well, what do we have here? A little dilemma no doubt involving two of the biggest sports companies in the world, the NBA, and my very own World Wrestling Federation. It seems we have a little booking problem, but me and Kroenke sports made a compromise. Instead of delaying Raw or the upcoming Lakers-Nuggets game, we decided to…………….. host both events at the same time!

The Rock: What?

Melo: What?

Chris Anderson: Say what, homeboy?

Melo: God damnit Chris! You only come out of the bus when I tell you to. Now go make me a ham sandwich. Shiet.

The Rock: I used to have the same exact problem with the Road Dogg.

Vince McMahon: Anyway, this is a stupendous idea, great, marvelous! Imagine two of America’s hottest commodities finally joining forces to provide entertainment to the masses. This is what I always envisioned, five minutes ago!

May 25th….

Announcer: Martin steals the ball from Odom, and he’s all alone!! He’s going for the break away slam dunk! But wait, what’s this? Someone is coming onto the court…


Announcer: Ow! Chair shot right into Martin’s face, and the ball has flown out of bounds. It’s not over yet though folks, it looks like The Undertaker is setting Martin for someone to throw the People’s Elbow…

Kobe: Did someone say Elbow?!?!?!