Billy Sadler, Manny Ramirez, Best Friends Forever

While we were all waiting for the Manny Ramirez sweepstakes, Manny and San Francisco Giants relief pitcher Billy Sadler became BFFs.

Not only did Manny paid for Billy's gym membership, because apparently making only $390,000 as a professional athlete means you're starving to death, Manny also teased Billy about playing for the San Francisco Giants together for years to come.

Even though Manny loves Hollywood, and the Dodgers did save a locker spot for Manny, wouldn't that be the cutest thing, seeing two BFFs frolick down the lovely streets of San Francisco holding hands and wearing friendship bracelets?

Think of all the great things they can do together in the city by the bay. If Brody Jenner can have a Bromance, so can Manny and Billy--Mannilly.

They can check out a cruise to Alcatraz on a sunny afternoon, or even ride a two-seater bike across the Golden Gate Bridge. Ghiradelli Square has awesome ice creams. Golden Gate Park is beautiful during the day, with multiple ponds and small lakes to feed the ducks and seagulls. There are TONS of restaurants and bars around the area for a nice, best friends dinner, like the Stinking Rose and the Fluid Bar.

Man, San Francisco is actually pretty awesome. I'm glad I'm in the city. What's the best part about Mannilly's San Francisco Giant experience?

It's all Manny's treat!! In fact, Manny can even pay for Billy's salary, turning that $390,000 sucker into a $1.39 million stud!! Oh, the fun times one could have with Manny Ramirez.

Now, jokes aside, where the heck is Manny Ramirez going to be this season?

I'm tired of the Giants saying they're interested with a mile-long shot at actually signing the man, and like Damon Bruce from KNBR said, all the players are trained to answer any Manny questions by saying something like: "he would be a great addition to our team, but we sincerely believe that we could win without him."

That is a bag full of crap and as a true San Francisco Giants fan, I demand a definite yes or no answer. Quit teasing us all until finally something doesn't happen. Manny Ramirez would be a great addition to the Giants organization, even better by stealing him from the Dodgers, but he's too expensive, and I want to believe that we don't need him.

What do you think?