Heard this interesting broadcast on KNBR from Tom Tolbert and Ralph Barbieri, wanted to share it with everyone else...
It's safe to say that the Warriors' 2009 season is over. Any hopes of the miracle playoff run from two years ago were down the drain after Monta Ellis broke his ankle. Sorry Stephen Jackson, your first career triple double doesn't magically change the Warriors' record from 16-34 to 34-16. And thanking God for that feat won't bring a NBA championship to Oakland.
Time to look down the current lineup and make some necessary trades. Big names are leaving, but big men are coming back. Without further adieu, here's the new starting five for the Golden State Warriors:
C - 6'11" - Andris Biedrins PF - 6'10" - Chris Bosh SF - 6'9" - Brandan Wright SG - 6'9" - Tayshaun Prince PG - 6'10" - Anthony Randolph |  |
I present to you an entire team of left-handed, tall and lanky players who are at least 6 feet 9 inches tall.
That's my dream team right there. Randolph can handle the ball; Prince can shoot and drive; Wright can drive and defend; Biedrins can rebound and run the pick-and-roll; Chris Bosh does just about everything, including PR for the team.
Like I said, we say goodbye to current stars like Monta "I fell off a moped" Ellis, Corey "I get injured every other week" Maggette, and Stephen "I'm the scariest looking mofo in the NBA" Jackson, but we've gained a definite playoff team every single year. We will set records for rebounds and blocks day in and day out. This team is like the Berlin Wall, unbreakable.
What about the bench? Who needs a bench when you got 5 palm trees standing in front of the little twig pole of a basketball hoop. But if you must, we will add a couple more 6'9" and over lefties to our squad, although they're a little overweight in accordance with our team standards.
Oh, what the heck! Josh Smith (6'9"), Troy Murphy (6'11"), and Lamar Odom (6'10"), go sit on the bench!
3 comments:
Dude, they said the exact same thing already on KNBR on the show with Ralph n Tom. Tom Tolbert specifically said if the warrors picked up bosh and prince, they'd have all the left handed lanky tall players. Do something original at least.
whoops, sorry forgot to give them credit first, that's where i heard it too
can anyone give some other insight on how we can make the warriors a better team?
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