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Saturday, January 3, 2009

Time To Taunt The Crowd While Billy Volek Wins The Game For Me.... Again!

Remember this last year Indy? Remember when I stood on the sideline while Billy Volek was the proverbial hammer driving the nail I call "losing" into your Peyton Manning, fetus face skulls? Well guess what bitches, I'M BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKKKKKKKKKKKK.

Someone cue that picture of me:

That's better. Get ready for an overflowing Rivers of Douche, coming straight at ya!

Playoff Predictions:

Ms. Auto

Falcons over Cardinals
Chargers over Colts
Eagles over Vikings
Dolphins over Ravens

The Filler Guy
Falcons over Cardinals
Colts over Chargers
Eagles over Vikings
Ravens over Dolphins

KCCal
Cardinals over Falcons
Chargers over Colts
Eagles over Vikings
Dolphins over Ravens