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Monday, December 8, 2008

Where's the Young'n, Brian Sabean?

Young Giant
Throughout last season and at the end of the year, Giants fans were promised a youth movement. The Rent-A-Player days were supposed to be over. We want to see the kids play.

First the Giants got rid of Peter McGowan, the 66 year old. Who was he replaced with? Another 66 year old named Bill Neukom. What's next?

Bob Howry
We got ourselves a Bob Howry, a 35 year old relief pitcher. I guess he can be okay at times, but just look at the picture. Does that even look like a pitcher to you? Or does that remind you of an average Joe construction worker taking the day off to be at his kid's Occupation Day at an elementary school.

Edgar Renteria
I forgive you for that, but then you bring in Edgar Renteria, the 33 year old shortstop who's going to prevent all the Darren Bakers out there from playing for the Giants. He's going to break hearts just like how he's breaking his bat. What's up with that?! Whatever happened to the Emmanuel Burrisses, the Kevin Frandsens, and the Eugenio Velezes out there?

And finally, what is this silly C.C. Sabathia rumors out there? Maybe the problem isn't the Giants. Maybe the problem is you, Brian Sabean. Clearly, you are not a man of your words. We know you had some nice years with the Giants, but those days are long gone.

You know what I learned from Obama during his presidential campaign?

WE NEED CHANGE! YES WE CAN!