Lendale White Talks Trash To UCLA, Then Eats Donut

This is Lendale White, current running back for the Tennessee Titans, former power back for USC, and lifetime member of the International House of Pancakes. Lendale sort of has a big mouth, literally and figuratively. You see, on the eve of the USC-UCLA Victory Bell game, Lendale had some choice words about the school from Westwood. When asked what would happen if his child were to be a Bruin, Lendale had this response:

“I probably would ground him until he realized that that’s the worst grief you would ever imagine. You know, powder blue. I guess enough said. Their powder blue uniforms and that ugly mustard color.

UCLA [stinks]. It’s the worst school you could ever go to if you were a football player. ... You got to make your choice. If you want to get dominated by your crosstown rival, where they can come on your campus and take your girlfriends and stuff, then you make that decision."

Now, I can’t vouch for the stinking part (that’s really more of a UC Davis kind of thing) nor can I say their uniforms are any less fashionable than USC’s. Their uniforms look like it’s straight out of a McDonald’s commercial. I’m sure Lendale doesn’t mind that though.

And hey, powder blue may be sore on the eyes, but at least they don’t cost you a timeout or two.

And the girlfriend stealing business, um, I’m not too sure of either. I didn’t go to USC or UCLA, but I’m guessing that regardless of the school, girlfriends get stolen all the time. This is college after all. Also, for average Joe Schmo’s like you and me, girlfriend stealing isn’t necessarily something we shine at, but I’m sure for a star athlete, one with a future in the NFL, it must not be that hard to steal someone’s significant other. I know I know, it is Lendale White, but hey, it can’t be that hard for him.

On a separate interview, Lendale made this bold prediction on how much USC is going to win by on Saturday:

“70 to 3.”

I would say this is farfetched, but judging from the Bruins’ season so far, maybe its not. And lastly, concerning his division rival and former college rival Maurice Jones Drew, White had this nugget of joy:

"If Maurice Jones-Drew is listening to this somewhere ... your team sucks."

Oh, take that MJD, you just got served!