It's A Good Thing USC Beat Us So Badly...

Because I was sooooo bloated after all that delicious turkey! Good lord I had to use the bathroom the whole time. At least Clausen wasn't doing his hair this time. I would have waited forever if that was the case.

Thank god for Pepto Bismol.

And to the man who invented sweat pants.

Oh, and is a free buffet part of my severance package? Because I'm hungry!