The Correlation Between Good Looks and Being a Great Quarterback

Alright, I'm going to make this short and simple. Guys and gals should be able to agree. Good looking quarterback = successful quarterback.

Let's take a look, starting with Bay Area love:

Steve Young:

3 Super Bowls, 2 time NFL MVP. GO NINERS!

Joe Montana:

4 Super Bowls. 3 times as the Super Bowl MVP. Maybe his beautiful eyes make him throw that ball oh so well. GO NINERS!

John Elway:

Am I not supposed to like him because he went to Stanford?
Oh well, I think it's ok since Elway was Stanford's quarterback when Cal had the 'big play.'
He looks like the boy next door. Adorable, check. Superbowl, check. Make that 2 checks.

Brett Favre:

Although Brett Favre is the 1st player in career history to throw 300 interceptions...let's not forget that he is GREAT. He's got a Super Bowl ring, many pro bowl selections, and one strong arm to go along with his good looks. Maybe age hasn't been on his side, but the Jets aren't having too bad a season with him leading the way.

Kurt Warner:

Warner is ranked second all-time in career passing rating with a 94.5. P.S. He's good looking, a Super Bowl MVP, and still kicking butt!

Trent Edwards:

Ok, he played at Stanford, so I'm not supposed to be a big fan. BUT he also plays with Marshawn Lynch.
Drafted in '07, that same year: NFL All-Rookie Team.

Tony Romo:

He's been great with the Cowboys. His dimples help, and his southern bell fan base isn't so bad either.

Tom Brady:

3 Super Bowl rings. Giselle, the model. An almost perfect 2007-08 season. Tom Brady is the face of football. Any quarterback trying to be anywhere near him in talent needs to come pretty close in good looks as well. And no, I'm not drooling over Tom Brady; he's not my type. But I'm human and do admit: he's a stud, on and off the field.

Matt Leinart:

Cutie, who's been outshined by Kurt Warner. Wait your turn Matt, wait your turn.

Brady Quinn:

Drafted in 2007. And ok, people might say he hasn't done much for the Cleveland Browns. But LOOK at him! I have faith in him because seriously, look at the other good looking qb's who have proven themselves. Quinn, don't let your good looks go to waste! There's serious potential for success!

P.S. The Manning brothers have been quite successful and are exceptions to this theory.

BUT case and point:

Nate Longshore, I could never expect you to take us to a Rose Bowl =( You are no Brad Pitt and no Joe Montana.