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Sunday, November 9, 2008

YouTube Sundays: USC Sucks


Sorry guys, if you're looking for our weekly YouTube video, not this week. Check it out next week, or maybe there will be a delayed YouTuber tomorrow. But today, NOPE. I have to rant.

Get ready for a super-biased, excuse-filled post. No pictures needed.

As a die-hard Cal fan, I was super excited to watch the Bears give USC the beating they deserved. The entire day, I was watching the clock and anticipating the 5 o'clock match up, knowing damn well that the winner of this game will go to the Rose Bowl. I even bought a raincoat in case the 90,000 USC fans start crying and their tears reach all the way up north to my crib. If it had happened, I'd just put on my hood and laugh.

The game came and went. I could not believe it.

I HATE USC. I HATE THE STUPID REFS.
(I'm not a curser, but HATE is a strong enough word for me.)

What was the deal with the moron refs NOT calling the dude when he was out of bounds. He clearly stepped out of bounds. Even the commentators showed the reply you could see the damn guy's foot was all over the white chalk if you looked close enough at the crotch area of the Cal defender.

OK, that was 1 play, I can let it slide. Touchdown, USC. Review? No way, how biased were the refs? Replay CLEARLY showed the ball was bobbled and hit the ground, which led to a "catch" for a touchdown.

Hoping for a ref call going Cal's way? You wish. All they did was call back a touchdown because the refs didn't like how a Cal receiver was lined up at the line of scrimmage, maybe a couple inches too far up. What the hell?!

I'm a superstitious person, if all these plays were called correctly, or FAIRLY, the game could have been 10-6 Cal at the moment, with USC getting a field goal instead of their UN-deserved touchdown. Momentum really works in sports...somehow.

Cal's defense was neck-to-neck with USC, if not better. USC had luck, and the refs. Cal had to earn their yards, with a couple passing mistakes here and there that could've scored a couple touchdowns and I wouldn't be writing all this.

Anyways, it's not fair, but it happened. Life's not fair. So screw you USC! Deal with it. There's no chance you're going to play for the National Title. I hope you lose every other game, which would be impossible, but I'm just going to laugh my ass off watching you whine and whine about how you deserve to be #1 or #2. I hope you slip a couple spots in the BCS again, because you only beat Cal by 14 points, and we're a "soft" opponent, just like Pac-10. Thank goodness the conference sucks so you only have the Rose Bowl. A part of me would want the Bears to lose to Oregon State next week so they'll get the Rose Bowl bid, but as a Cal fan, I can't do that. No matter what, GO BEARS!

I just need a vacation right now. I want to go to Phuket, Thailand, because that's how I'm feeling right now. Phuket. I guess the only good thing in sports is, there's always next year...right?