Nostalgia Saturday. Prank wars.

This week is the city's cheerleading finals. And once again Bayside and Valley are the favorites. But the real competition is the prank war between the two schools. This dates back to when the principals (Stinky, of Valley. Mad Dog, (Belding) of Bayside) started it 20 years ago.

I honestly don't know how they managed to make an entire episode out of this. In reality, if I were Bayside and Valley had tp'ed my nerds (with whoa, 2-ply toilet paper), I wouldn't continue the prank war by supergluing the track field or pumping helium into Valley's music room. What would I do instead? I'd punch Valley in the face. Then use Slater's wrestling 'skills' to bodyslam them to the mat, hit them with their school banner, and say "Homie don't play that." (Thanks Damon Wayans, I love you!)


But that doesn't happen. Upon seeing his school vandalized, Belding steps in and says, "I'm not putting up with this nonsense once again...it's time we put an end to this!"

Belding, you suck! You started this, now you want to end it? You're a wuss. In reality, Belding should have suspended Zack, Slater, and Screech. He should have then made Valley's principal, 'Stinky' do the same to the guys there. But Belding's not authoritative like that. He should have done a lot of disciplining during his tenure at Bayside High. Again, he's a wuss. His words mean almost nothing.

Valley's principal says to his young pranksters, "You guys are a disgrace to Valley, pranking is a fine art. What you guys did was amateur." HAHA. I agree with him, If you're going to do something, do it right. And I give Stinky the 'Best Principal' award. At least one principal can put his students in their place.

That should have been the end of the story. But nope. No one listens to Mr. Belding. He might as well be invisible.


The guys get this great idea to steal Valley's mascot, their bulldog. Valley, in turn, kidnaps Screech who spills the beans to them and says he's the 'star of Bayside's cheer', and that "Without me, they don't stand a chance." Screech, you're a dumbass. In reality, they should have ditched you as a friend long ago. If they had aim, they'd have blocked you from messaging them. They'd have told their mom to tell you they weren't home when you visited. They definitely would have never brought you to some club with a fake id.

What bothers me about these kids is that they went to Mr. Belding to solve this problem and get Screech back. Isn't this means to expulsion? Geez Richard, grow some balls and punish these kids. Hey Zack and Slater, if you talk the talk, you better walk the walk! You guys are like kids who cry to their mom after they've lost a football game. Man up and fix things yourself!

Posers.

Anyhow, both mascots are returned, but Valley tries to sabotage Bayside's cheer by having their own dress up as the tiger. I think that was rather clever. Bayside gets the last laugh as they pour ants down the tiger's back. Wow. Funny.
Valley's bulldog should have bitten them. I'd have laughed harder.

The reality is this: "So you think you're hot, so you think you're cool. We're gonna tell you that Valley rules!"