It's Okay Brady Quinn, Jeff Garcia Is Here to Comfort You ALL Season

Hey there honey buns!

Just heard the bad news about your finger. Really sorry to hear that Brady. When I read the news on my phone (I get anything Brady Quinn related directly sent to my Blackberry), I quickly let everyone else in the BQ fan club that their main man would be on the sideline. Oh, by the way, the fan club has been doing well. The only complaint I have is there are too many ladies in there. Can we have some kind of gender restriction? As acting president, I think I can impose them.

The good news though is that there are a few handsome male members. They’re a lot like me as in you know…

…they play football.

You silly goose, what else would they be? Oh, you so crazy!

Anyway hot cakes, how’s it hanging? What are you’re plans now that your season is over. Are you going to play a lot of that, what’s the new game out that all the boys like, um, Gears of War 2? Yeah, that’s the game. I heard Earnest and the boys talking about it in the shower room, though it was pretty distracting in there if you catch my drift ;). Earnest said since his season was over, he was going to play that. It looks really fun, maybe if I have time later, we can play together.

Because that’s what straight guys do right? They bond and junk…

Even better, maybe we can go to Gamestop together to get our copy. Would it be too much if we went together hand in hand? I’ve seen a lot of straight guys do that too.

Broken fingers are no joke though. I remember, one time I had a broken pinky, and I was in such pain. I mean every time I went to get a manicure, it stung so badly. It got so bad that I couldn’t even hit the Salon with Carmella for a while. Can you believe that? That’s pure torture right there. I remember asking god why he decided to injure me because I can’t imagine any human being going on for 3 weeks without having their nails done. It’s just ridiculous.

I did have Carmella to talk to during that time though. Our late night chats really comforted me emotionally, and after my pinky healed, I was as strong as ever. Maybe if you have the time we can chat like that too? By candlelight?

Anyways, Coach Gru Poo is telling me that it’s time to practice. Ugh. I hate practice. The only fun part is when I get to take a snap behind that hot, sweaty center. It really makes my day!


Well I gotta run now, Chao Brady!
XOXOXOXO