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Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Bay Area Sports Quickie


Cal Basketball:
Mike Montgomery is a genius. As we speak, Cal is 1st place in the Pac-10. 4-0. Cal is better than UCLA...records-wise....for now. Let us celebrate.


Golden State Warriors:
Golden State debut for Jamal Crawford against the 1-10 Washington Wizards. Looks like an awesome debut for Crawford. Prediction: 22 pts, 5 rebounds, 4 assists.


San Jose Sharks:
Evgeni Nabokov is baaaaaaaaaaaack. Sharks will continue to dominate. Will this season BE the Stanley Cup season? I mean, it has to be right? That's why we signed Grandpa Lemieux back after a 5 year hiatus.


San Francisco Giants:
Giants signing Edgar Renteria? No way. We don't want you anyways. Let's wait and see which old geezer the Giants WILL sign though.


Cal Football:
We got the axe! We got the axe! We got the axe! We got the axe! We got the axe!


Stanfurd Football:
F U.

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