Al Harrington for Jamal Crawford, Warriors Win

So long, #3. You can 3 your ass all you want in New York. It was nice knowing ya. I guess it went alright while it lasted. But hey, nobody's complaining. You'll get to play in New York with the big boys in Madison Square Garden. You don't have to fake your back injury anymore. You want a trade, you got it!

I'm more excited about who we got for you anyways. A proven scorer in Jamal Crawford.


Just look at tiny Nate Robinson's face in disbelief. There's no way in hell you can do that Al.

Here's a stupid joke for ya: Your name is Al, but his name is JAM-Al. You're done buddy.


Jamal Crawford's a team player. He rides in style, and dressed perfectly for smoking Oakland.

Just think about it. He fits perfectly. Don Nelson's run-n-gun. Imagine Crawford and Monta Ellis in the backcourt, scoring and throwing assists and running plays with Andris Biedrins. Cap Jack got all the "D" you need. Occasionally, you got the Kelenna Azubuike, the Ronny Turiaf, the C.J. Watson, and the Anthony Morrow to back this great team up.

The Warriors are set, thanks to the newly acquired Jamal Crawford.

Oh, it doesn't hurt to have a former stripper wife too.

I'm N Luv with a stripper.....