TPIC's Birthday: Thunder the Warrior Mascot Brings His Gift

Happy Birthday, TPIC! I just wanted to stop by and offer this little gift:

What? You don't like it? What do you mean it's half empty? You say it smells like its a week old? Really? Well guess what, assholes, I'm homeless remember?!? So if you don't like, you can suck it, fucko!

Ugggggghhhhh... glug glug glug.... someone get me another bottle of Jack, stat. My hangover is starting to creep up on me.

Thanks Thunder! More to come throughout the day.