TPIC's Birthday: Marty Schottenheimer Congrats Speech

Hi everyone,

First I would like to say that it’s a great honor being able to speak to all of you today. I’m really glad that TPIC is celebrating it’s first birthday. Ever since I was retired as a coach from the Chargers, I’ve had a lot of time to think about my tenure there. At first, I was a little bitter, but then afterwards I came to realize that my time in San Diego was just over. I mean, sure I gave them the best regular season record in the history of their franchise, but I couldn’t win the big one. Heck, they won a crucial playoff game last year against the Colts without me. Good for them. I tell you that Norv Turner is doing….. one… heck of a…..

AHHH SHIT, I CAN’T DO IT! SERIOUSLY, 3-4 RIGHT NOW? LOSING TO THE FREAKING DOLPHINS?!?! HOW DOES THIS MAN HAVE A JOB??? HOW DO I HAVE NOT ONE??? SON OF A BITCH. I WHOULS BE THE COACH, I SHOULD!!! WHERE ARE YOU NORV?? OH THERE HE IS SITTING IN THE CROWD. SOMEONE SHOULD KICK HIM OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW. SECURITY, SECURITY, ESCORT THAT LOSER OFF THE PREMESIS.

HEY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? I SAID ESCORE NORV OUT, NOT ME. GET YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF OF ME. HELP ME, SOMEONE! PHILIP, LT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAVE ME…….AAAGHHH…

….NORVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The original Angry Marty Post.