PWNED (In Pictures!)

In case you missed the complete havoc that the Lakers laid on the Clippers yesterday, here are some pictures that pretty much tell the story. (Ok, Billy Crystal and Slash don't really tell this story either, but hey, you get what you get).

Pregame. When Kobe Bryant is in a picture and he' NOT the focus, you know something big is on the way. I mean just look at that Asian Pop Star-esque gaze into the camera. Only a megastar would know how to nail that pose.

"Hey Joe, can you please come back to the Yanks?" (I had to state the obvious).

When Jordan Farmer is rebounding over you, you know its time to question your skill set and how effective it is to the team.

Normally, this picture would bring up a wow factor since it is a block on a center, but this is Chris Kaman and this is Andrew Bynum, so I don't think I need to explain any further.

"Thank god Axel is such a dick and I'm not with the Guns n' Roses anymore."

(If you haven't heard the new GNR yet, don't bother. It sucks. I mean sucks sucks. I mean really sucks. I mean Ben Stiller and Jack Black in Envy sucks. I mean the last three seasons of SNL sucks. I mean getting hit in the balls while feeling the shame that you spent 20 dollars on this crap sucks. I mean SNL after the elections sucks. I mean Jessica Alba's acting sucks. Mike Myers sucks. Season 6 of 24 sucks. Yeah I think you get the idea.)

Teammates reunite. Yay. But as a Warrior fan, I would just like to say welcome back, Baron. (Whomp whomp). See what happens when you leave a loyal fanbase to go to play in LA? You get whooped by the big brother from across town. You should have never left. You and Monta Ellis could've gotten injured on mopeds together. TOGETHER!!!!