The Play in California: Nash From So Cal Is Going To Root For..... Boston?!

Sup dudes? (And dudettes LOL)

It’s your homeboy Nash coming in reporting live coming in from the Bay Area. Why would a so cal boy like me be caught up in the North? Well that’s because Nash loves all of California. All the hippies and liberalism, San Francisco, Berkeley, they’re all so money. When I’m up here, it really feels like I’m already making a difference in the world, just by breathing the air! Up here in Nor Cal, people really know what the issues are all about, issues like how Obama represents change. I haven’t really read about him much, but I mean, look at the guy. He totally represents change. Not like McCain, that guy totally doesn’t look like he’s going to change anything. It’s just another Bush in disguise, and we all know how bad Bush is! He’s so Republican and white and old, totally not changing anything.

I’m just so glad I live in California where people know about these issues of change. God forbid if I have to live in a place like Texas or Alabama where people inbreed and the KKK lurks around every single corner. I’m sure a guy like me, a guy who is so progressive, would totally be in danger because of all those hicks out there. They’d probably get into their pick up and start blasting at me with their shotguns while waving the confederate flag. Yeah I definitely know how those rednecks operate out there, even though, you know, I’ve never been out there or seen how Texas or Alabama is. But if the movies have taught me anything it’s that the South is one scary place to open minded, non prejudice citizens like myself.

The one thing I also love about Nor Cal up here are so much more progressive than down in Los Angeles. People aren’t shallow and they don’t wear make up. They never are materialistic or anything like that. In fact, when I’m up here, I feel like I totally mesh with the crowd too, because I totally am against all those greedy corporations taking my money. I love to stick it to the man and…. OMFG, IS THAT A NEW URBAN OUTFITTERS HAT?!?!? AND IT’S ON SALE?!?!? ONLY 50 BUCKS!!!! YES, I MUST HAVE I MUST HAVE!

Gets in his BMW and drives to the nearest Urban Outfitters and purchases hat.

Awesome, I’m gonna look so chill with this hat on.

Anyway, let’s get back to the business at hand, baseball. Have you been watching the playoffs? You haven’t? What have you been doing then?!?! Work? Pssht, how come you have to work? I certainly don’t. I’m in my 6th year at college now. You mean you’re parents don’t pay for everything? Well that’s a shame. You really should ask them harder.

But yeah, I’ve been totally watching the playoffs. It rocks. I never really watched any games in the regular season or went on ESPN to look up how my favorite team is doing, but when the playoffs roll around, baseball is number one. I like update my Facebook status everyday and talk about how great baseball is. That’s real dedication right there.

And like any die hard baseball fan, there’s only one team I care about right now: THE BOSTON RED SOX!!!! Yeah…………! You may be asking yourself, hey, aren’t you from Los Angeles, why aren’t you cheering for the Angels? Well sir, the answer is quite simple: it’s because the Red Sox are totally amped right now! You can’t walk down the street without people wearing a Red Sox cap, it’s so cool. The Red Sox nation is growing every day, and I’m a member! I never really followed the team when they sucked, but once they started winning, they totally rule. Didn’t you see how they blasted the Angels? Only losers like teams who lose, and I’m not one of them. In fact, I bought all this cool Red Sox gear yesterday! I even changed my MySpace picture to a pic of Papelbon. Once again, that’s real dedication.

The Angels are so going to lose. In fact, the game is on right now! Oh, it’s the fifth inning; let’s see what the score is… Angels 5, Boston…..2?!?!?!?! What?! This can’t be!! The Red Sox should be totally dominating, dude. What’s up with that! My life I shattered. I’m a grip of bummed now man, I can’t believe my team might not make it past the first round. There’s no reason to live, what am I going to do? What am I going to do!??!