Nash From The OC Has The Worst Day Ever

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!

I can’t believe this is happening….. it’s so horrible…. I mean I was so close to seeing things come true…. So close to victory…. Then some douchenozzle had to come and just blast it away from me…. I could’ve been happy… I could’ve gotten what I wanted…but…..

THEY RAN OUT OF PINK POLO SHIRTS AT ABERCROMBIE!!!!

Why goddddd why? I was right there, shopping in the OC, about to get the newest one, then some guy named Skyler had to just reach over and grab it. Damn, could life get any harder?

What’s that, the Dodgers lost? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! I was so proud of LA after they won one. They did win one right? So what’s the series, 3-1? Oh that’s not that bad. I’ll start caring when it becomes 3-3 or whatever.


The Red Sox lost too? Whattttt…. You’re crazy! They’re like the best team ever! I mean, I wouldn’t have put a picture of Dice-K on my MySpace and Facebook if they weren’t. Man….

This is truly a dark day in the life of Nash.