While flipping through channels on his average 13" broadcast television set last night, Ohio's own Joe the Plumber had only a couple of choices. Almost every cool broadcast channel out there (NBC, CBS, ABC...) had this,
while one Fox channel had this,
Joe the Plumber, along with the millions of average Americans out there last night, were just stooped! The decision was so hard! What does the average American watch on an average Wednesday night? Even the people not sitting at home had to face this life-changing decision during these harsh economic times in America. Just trying to get away, walking into a Best Buy or a Circuit City, people were faced with this:
It was time for Joe the Plumber to declare his vote. After a couple financial calculations about buying/not buying his own business and after a couple cans of beer and peanuts, Joe the Plumber finally made his decision on 2 of the toughest candidates we have ever faced in this country...
(Akon's "Lonely" plays in the background)Joe the Plumber is super-stoked for the World Series. Phillies vs. Rays after they take care of the Red Sox tonight or tomorrow. I'll give Boston 1 or 2 leeway games, since they always seems to come back somehow.
Joe the Plumber is tired of all the elections crap. It's all back-and-forth, back-and-forth. He wants a break from it all to enjoy the World Series! Obama and McCain can argue and argue, but Joe the Plumber wants his free time to enjoy America's past time. If McCain can watch the Arizona Cardinals beat the Dallas Cowboys on a Sunday, why can't Joe the Plumber watch the Phillies humiliate the Dodgers in LA on a Wednesday?
Anyways, the point is...
See you next year, Dodgers. California postseason baseball just did not impress this year. =(
Joe the Plumber is ready for the World Series baby!!
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