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Saturday, October 4, 2008

Candace Parker: MVPookie of the Year

What does Candace Parker, Wilt Chamberlain, Jim Brown, and Ichiro all have in common?


No, Ichiro's Japanese silly! In my own words, they are all MVPookies of the Year!

It's Saturday, give me a break. I need to rest up so I can watch the WNBA Finals between the Detroit Shock and San Antonio Shocked. Hahaha...again, Saturday, holla back young'n woo woo! The Detroit Shock vs. the San Antonio Silver Stars.

There. I love the WNBA. I'm the only freaking writer on this blog who would actually write about the WNBA. Why? I don't know. Give them some credit. I just want to congratulate Little Miss Candace Parker for a great rookie season. MVP and Rookie of the Year, how many times does that happen? Only once in a blue moon, with the above mentioned names, plus Wes Unseld and Fred Lynn.


Alright, Candace. You got your 5 minutes of fame here on TPIC. But lay off those Krispy Kreme if you wanna play longer. You don't wanna end up like old, fat, funny as hell, T-Mobile Chuck:


Alright, let's get back to reality and back to some more entertaining sports, aka baseball playoffs (Dodgers/Cubs article coming soon) and Cal vs. Arizona State.