Moped? Are You Kidding Me?

Come on, Monta! What is up with you?! After signing a 6-year $66 million contract with the Warriors, this is how you repay the team and their fans? With a stupid moped that will keep you out of the court until December?


What were you trying to do? Pop a wheely with your pimped-out 5 inch rims? Did you at least bling it out with some orange/yellow/blue and add some Warriors decals on that bad boy? If you're didn't do all that, what is the point with this moped?

Second, you're getting paid $11 million a year. Why are you riding in a moped? Shouldn't I be strolling down the street seeing you roll by in one of these?


So what now? Monta, you have to represent Oakland now. And mopeds are not going to cut it. If you're going to get hurt, go do something crazy. When Vladimir Radmanovic got hurt snowboarding, his excuse was he fell on a sheet of ice. Your excuse was playing pickup basketball but it was actually a moped. WTF?

Correct me if I'm wrong, so NBA allows players to jump in pickup bball games but they can't go on any moped runs? I'm probably wrong, but yeah, moped STILL doesn't make sense.


So Monta, I hope you learned your lesson. Next time I hear you getting hurt driving, it better only be driving down the lane and laying up the ball for 2 points. The only pick up I want to hear from you is you picking up trash around the city to help clean up Oak-town. And IF some crazy story were to happen again, I expect a better excuse, like you were dodging bullets around town and got sliced by a couple here and there, not some moped shit. Aight?