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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

World War III - USA vs. China

Ever since the Olympics started, there's been a constant back-and-forth clash between the US of A and China in the medal counter standings. Currently, I believe, USA has the overall medal count lead, but China has a lot more gold medals.


The next leading country for the overall medal count or gold medals are pretty much irrelevant. But some events that happened over the past couple days have created A LOT of tension between these 2 powerhouse countries. Well, at least I'm creating a tension if there isn't one.


First, the US women's gymnasts were screwed straight up their asses! Alicia Sacramone had a pretty decent routine in her individual event, but was screwed over by a couple of Chinese gymnasts, or the judges since they were in the land of the Great Wall. Seeing that girl teary eyed you can't help but feel sorry for her. And she DESERVED a damn medal!

Then, Nastia Liukin was f*cked by a couple Chinese gymnasts, or judges, same difference as well in her individual event. TIE SCORE MY ASS!! Her routine was waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than the Chinese girl who may or may not be 16. And what kind of secret tie-breaker system do they have? China = host country = gold medal? BULLSHIT!

Ok, ok, enough of gymnastics. It's pretty much over anyways. Let's move on to the international baseball diamond where USA played China.


What a game! Chinese pitchers drilled 5 USA players, while US pitchers beaned 2 Chinese hitters. But, 2 USA players bulldozered 2 Chinese catchers, which was TOTALLY AWESOME!! That's a classic stank eye up there by none other than the San Francisco Giants' minor league player Nate Schierholtz, who will most likely be called up to the majors when he comes back. However, priced Cleveland Indian prospect Matt LaPorta, who they got from the C.C. Sabathia trade, was hit on the head, suffering a mild concussion. Watch this video highlight to see this crazy incident: Fight Night Round 1: USA vs. China

What's my take on this shenanigan? Well, what is China doing on the baseball field anyways? Stick with ping pong or badminton, or just swimming and diving, because that's what they're good at. Or even the gymnastics, because apparently they can't lose even if they sucked. Then I found out that the host country gets automatically entered no matter how sucky they are. Talk about homefield advantage. Oh well, since they're getting rid of baseball in the Olympics probably starting in London, what a way to show the world that baseball is AMERICA's past time.


My advice to China: just give up now. There's no point in trying anymore. You're no match against the USA. Gymnastics and Diving competition is almost over. You're not good in anything else. You may get a couple more medals here and there, but IT'S OVER! Starting with the "Redeem Team", USA will blow the world away with more and more medals. The competition is OVER!

Peace. We don't want no WWIII.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

America's past time? more like Japan's (who won world baseball classic) cuba and south korea, USA won bronze.

By the way, there's no way the USA is going to beat china in gold medals so better accept it now

Anonymous said...

Where did your eyelids go anonymous?

Anonymous said...

You sound like a moron, China has still more gold medals than USA, and Gold Medal = Winner = China. USA should give up at being "always the best", they've their nose in everything. USA this and that, because of USA pressure, USA said this and that... F*CK it! It can't even win a war against iraq and has TRILLIONS of dollars in debt, how afford another war huh? Talking about China always being corrupt etc., really, CNN must have brainwashed so many stupid false patriotic yankees. Western media are the propaganda's, not the chinese, they don't spread false information, telling lies. US Govt. tells lies, they're corrupt and 9/11 was an inside job!!! WTC7 wasn't hit by a plane, it was demolished by bombs! F*ck the U.S. Government! F*ck those rich arrogant morons who can't think anymore than money!

Anonymous said...

This has absolutely nothing to do with "World War III".

I totally agree with the first post.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA, you're funny! HAHAHA!
Made my day!
"Give up, China."
HAHAHAHA!!! You think they would? They'll NEVER "give up" in anything!

They've more supporters and patriots than any other country in the world, and they're rising to be a super power and their economy grows everyday. Someday China will be more powerful than the USA and will takes its throne back, like it did in ancient times, being the world's number one, military and economically.

Anonymous said...

Wow. You guys seriously need to lighten up. I don't think anything on this website is meant to be taken too seriously

Anonymous said...

A war between China and the US would be devastating to both countries, but the USA would rebound sooner than China. Its simple; the US is just too quick, too powerful, and far too resilient to fall behind any country. Now, it would be in both China and the USA's best interest to be friends and enjoy the fruits of their labors peacefully, not militarily.

Anonymous said...

"A war between China and the US would be devastating to both countries, but the USA would rebound sooner than China. Its simple; the US is just too quick, too powerful, and far too resilient to fall behind any country."

Lol US has only been a superpower for 50 yrs. As recently as 1850 China was still the largest economy in the world. But I can see how US is more resilient given it survived for 200 yrs as a state compared to only 5000 yrs for China.

Anonymous said...

You can't really say China has been around 5000 yrs because it has been subject to rule from a lot of different dynasties, USA is a government of the people and for the people.We've always ruled our country, since it was founded. China is a Government of the people in command of the people.

Anonymous said...

You sir can not understand Chinese, because you nor one of them (us). So you better not to comment or post anything that u don't fucking know

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