Olympic Strawberries from California

In the spirit of the Olympics, I tried to find some newsworthy stories to tell the world, and I came up with strawberries.

That's right, folks! The Golden State is proud to provide the entire Olympic world with fresh strawberries straight from the sunny sided riped fields of Californ-I-A. Read this article for more info.


If this is the kind of healthy fruity diets our athletes want, then DAMN IT! this is what we're giving them. With athletes like these, I'd give them anything they want!


Therefore, as a Californian, I'm proud to be able to supply these ladies the strawberries they need to keep doing what they're doing. And once you get those juicy strawberries, feel free to do whatever you want with them. We don't mind here in California. We've got plenty to spare. You know what, don't let the Olympics stress you out. We all know you're trying your hardest. Go have some fun with the strawberries.


In the words of our Governator Arnold Schwarzeneggar, "Be Californian, Buy Californian Grown."

P.S. Manny Ramirez cut his dreads so now they're an inch shorter, whoopty-doo.