Manny Ramirez Goes To Hollywood

What can I say? What can YOU say, Manny? There's nothing to say, just an actual star going to Hollywood, besides Mark Texeira making the same trip the week before. But Manny, YOU deserve to be in Hollywood!! I mean, is this the kind of driver's license you want your whole life?


Boooooooooooooooooring!! You don't need to take any more of that Boston shit anymore. You have to admit, the CLAM CHOWDER was soooooo awesome, but it's time for a change. After 8 Mannyific years with the Red Sox and finally giving them a couple World Series titles, you STILL wasn't appreciated. Maybe you should've went to the Cubs and gave them a couple World Series first, but LA is cool. The fans and celebrities will LOVE you, especially Alyssa Milano.


Exactly. I'd pick her over Matt Damon any day of the week.


But Manny being Manny, he's got 1 pretty hot wife too, which works perfectly for HollyHOOD!!!


And since it's Hollywood, you gotta have some fun as well:


Geeeeeeez, how stereotypical...I was just talking about some video game fun by making your own Mii character:


Yup, that's right! Good ol' Manny is a happy family man:


Amen to that. In conclusion, Manny, LA, Hollywood, whatever...It's a new episode, so just be yourself! ::THUMBS UP::



Now, wouldn't it be great if Manny Ramirez was REALLY traded for Brett Favre, straight up?