Let Michelle Wie Be A Man

This is my petition to back Michelle Wie playing for the PGA and telling the LPGA to get off Wie's ass!!


Look at this young, pretty, innocent girl! If she wants to play golf with the boys, let her!

First off, how do you expect her to play on the LPGA if they didn't even list her on their player rosters or whatever. She should've been smack between Erika Wicoff and Leah Wigger, but no she's not. Whoever those 2 even are--Wicoff is retired and Wigger is a....n (don't wanna make a joke and offend anyone here haha) newbie--Michelle Wie can single-handedly beat them on the course blindfolded with 1 arm tied behind her back sitting on a wheelchair.


Wie is a Stanford student, so she is one smart cookie. She knows what's up and she knows what she wants to do. All these other ladies complaining, I'm talking about Annika Sorenstam who went to Arizona, SHUT THE HELL UP! Just because the Wildcats sucked during the NCAA Tournament doesn't mean that you should take it out on Michelle "Stanford Sweet 16 Cardinal" Wie!!


Michelle Wie is dating a person named Robin, who has long hair and sits on the bench crying all day. Wie is an electrifying focused professional golfer. I think we know who the REAL man in this relationship is, so why not let Wie play with the real men?


Just look at the intensity and focus. You don't see too many women doing that these days. Every weekend when I turn to the Golf Channel this look is what I see on all the men. Tiger knows what I'm talking about. In fact, Wie should be on the cover of her own golf video game, or at least on the cover of TIGER WOODS PGA TOUR 2009: FEATURING MICHELLE WIE. That game would be a classic. I'd stand in line for 2 days just to be the first to buy it.


Also, we must all remember that Michelle Wie is really young. She is just 18 freaking years old!! She's still going through puberty. Let her have some fun. Let her find herself. Take a chill pill lady golfers.


Maybe her thing isn't really golf. Maybe she should be on America's Best Dance Crew, or So You Think You Can Dance, or even Dancing with the Stars.

So my advice to the LPGA committee and ladies is to give Michelle Wie time to develop, puberty's a tough time. Things start popping out of nowhere. Just let her grow up. She could become one of the tallest female golfers EVER, and if that's doing it with the big fellas, let it be.

Just let it be. You don't want to see a little angry Korean girl.


You don't even want to mess with that. You don't know what she's capable of. Speaking to all the naysayers about Wie, if I were you, I would step back and let Michelle Wie do her thing, because an angry little Korean girl is the equivalent of a ghetto fabulistic Michelle Wie you DO NOT want a piece of.


Michelle Wie, go do what you do best. Go do whatever you want. We LOVE you here at TPIC. We support you 110%. We'll always be here for you. Robin will be far away, but we won't. We'll always do our best to give you a hand, and you can always lean on us for whatever reason.

P.S. You are one hot man XOXO