What's Wrong With You Tony? He Was a Chargers Fan!

Look Gonzalez, I’m all for helping out people and what not. In fact, under any other circumstance, I would have put your life saving stunt right up there with the Godfather II in terms of awesomeness. You would have been a super hero to me on and off the field, and I mean that in the most non homosexual way possible. Um, not that there’s anything wrong with that. Um, yeah let’s get back to the story.

Not only did you show that football players aren’t all muscle headed assholes, you also proudly represented the Kansas City Chiefs as ground breaking Good Samaritans. First Will Shields wins the Walter Payton award, now you save a life.

You also proudly represented your alma mater, Cal, by preventing that guy from choking to death. You’re a Chief and a fellow Golden Bear, what else could you do to make yourself more awesome? Oh, that’s right, save someone’s life!

Unfortunately for you, there was one small thing you over looked: the man was a Chargers fan!!! Come on Tony, where is your sense of loyalty?? Sure, if he was a Cardinals fan, Eagles fan, hell even a Patriots fan, that’s passable, but this guy roots for your mortal enemy! What is wrong with you?

Even Superman would have to think twice about saving one of Lex Luthor’s henchmen from near death via asphyxiation from meatball, and no one has a higher moral code than that guy. (Well maybe except Jesus).

Besides, from the account that was given to ESPN, the guy was turning blue. Don’t you see what he was really doing, Tony? He wasn’t choking, he was just trying to put some Charger blue on him the natural way. I mean, face paint is so expensive these days, why not change your skin’s color for free? Thanks a lot asshole, you just cost that guy three dollars and fifty nine cents. You just had to butt in when no one was asking. Oh, the wife was yelling for help you say? Well, she’s just an attention whore.

So remember big guy, use some more discretion when you decide to save someone’s life. Now, thanks to you, that guy is going to be at a Chiefs game ready to yell belligerently that he slept with your wife. Good job, numb nuts.