Tampa Bay Rays - 2008 World Champions

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeop! You heard it right here, on The Play in CA. I, Mr. Ace of Spades, predict the Tampa Bay Rays will be the 2008 MLB World Champions. They will be the baseball version of the Boston Celtics, minus the history of success before the 50,000 years of suckiness.

Come on, the Rays have finished the season in last place in their division 11 of their 12 years of existence. That's pretty bad. In fact, Simon Cowell even says that's horrendous! Let's just give it to him this year. I think the entire state of Florida needs it. Even though the Marlins are surprisingly decent at times, the last place heroes of Tampa Bay still have more fans than the Marlins.

But for real, the Rays are pretty decent. 3 All Stars this year. That HAS to say something about the team, unlike other teams that get pity All Stars just so each team is equally represented. Yes I'm talking about you, Joakim Soria of the Kansas City Royals.


I mean, just look at the Rays, they work hard and play hard. Check out these moves. NONE of you can do that shiznat!


So there you have it, Tampa Bay Rays, World Champs, barely squeezing by the Boston Red Sox in the League Championship. I predict the Rays will be the Wild Card. Boston will actually win the East. Don't worry California fans, the Angels will win the West and stay in the playoffs for a short while before going back to Disneyland. Who cares about the AL Central, Ozzie Guillen already knows that no matter how good the White Sox are, the city still think they suck.

As for the NL...the Dodgers, they still have a chance. Phillies in the East because I like their red/blue hat:


Wild Card, whoever wants it. The Mets I guess, feel kinda bad for them. And finally, the Cubs will also make it to the World Series, but ultimately lose, because of that stupid freakin' why isn't he dead yet

STEVE F'IN BARTMAN!

It's the curse of the BART-MAN. Sucks to be a Cubs fan.

But most importantly, I really truly think the Rays will win because I believe that they deserve it. I have to give it to them, because they got die-hard fans like this:

Bow down to me now! Go Rays!
Call me at 555-5555 for a good time! xoxo
(*Hot sizzling sound fades out*)