Dear Mr. Billy Beane,
I LOVE YOU, MAN!
What a grrrrrreat move you did, trading away Joe Blanton for another 3 minor leaguers from the Philadelphia Phillies. At best, chubby Joe is only an average pitcher. Finished last year with a 14-10 record, and this year already an amazing 5-12 record. I mean, he makes a better electrical socket than a pitcher:
I googled and googled, (Do I get props for mentioning Google on a google-owned blog?) but I can only find 1 career highlight of Average Joe:
Sloppy seconds from Nick Swisher. What's wrong with you, Joe? Your girl in green was pretty hot, why not let HER li-li-li-lick you like a lollipop? Plus, didn't you learn anything from Billy Beane baby?
Why share someone when you can have two!! Maybe that's why Joe BLAN(der than a)TON(of shit) was traded. And that's why Beane is THE MAN. He may have sucked during his LONG baseball career,
Can't really see it, so click here for a clearer picture of how bad Billy Beane was. Basically, his best year was with the Twins, where he hit a whopping .213 with 3 homers and 15 RBIs in 80 gams (183 ABs). That says it all for his 6 year career. He did finish it off with the A's though. I would put up another picture of him in an actual Twins uniform with an ugly signature, but there's no point.
The point IS, the man is NOW a genius. The 3 players the A's got--Adrian Cardenas, Jost Outman, and Matt Spencer--were 3 of the Phillies top 30 prospects. Cardenas was #2 and Outman was making his way up. Spencer still needs to work on his game a bit, but under the A's management, all 3 will definitely be future All Stars.
In conclusion, Billy Beane is the GOD of all general managers:
I googled and googled, (Do I get props for mentioning Google on a google-owned blog?) but I can only find 1 career highlight of Average Joe:
Sloppy seconds from Nick Swisher. What's wrong with you, Joe? Your girl in green was pretty hot, why not let HER li-li-li-lick you like a lollipop? Plus, didn't you learn anything from Billy Beane baby?
Why share someone when you can have two!! Maybe that's why Joe BLAN(der than a)TON(of shit) was traded. And that's why Beane is THE MAN. He may have sucked during his LONG baseball career,
Can't really see it, so click here for a clearer picture of how bad Billy Beane was. Basically, his best year was with the Twins, where he hit a whopping .213 with 3 homers and 15 RBIs in 80 gams (183 ABs). That says it all for his 6 year career. He did finish it off with the A's though. I would put up another picture of him in an actual Twins uniform with an ugly signature, but there's no point.
The point IS, the man is NOW a genius. The 3 players the A's got--Adrian Cardenas, Jost Outman, and Matt Spencer--were 3 of the Phillies top 30 prospects. Cardenas was #2 and Outman was making his way up. Spencer still needs to work on his game a bit, but under the A's management, all 3 will definitely be future All Stars.
In conclusion, Billy Beane is the GOD of all general managers:
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