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Saturday, July 19, 2008

NorCal vs. SoCal, NBA Style

Only in California could you have a battle between the northern part of the state and the southern part of the state. Just look at the Warriors and Clippers.

Baron goes down, Elton Brand goes byebye, Maggette goes up, Pietrus/Patrick O'Bryant/and most likely Barnes goes byebye, but now the guy whose name nobody can pronounce is pretty much going down to the Clippers:


Mr. I'm from England and I came over to play in the NBDL and now I get to play in the same house as Kobe Kelenna Azubuike.

What do the Warriors do to retaliate?


Steal Mr. multilingual I speak 5 different languages Ronny Turiaf from the Lakers! Read this nice story about him and his Caribbean roots by the Lakers, in which they thought Turiaf would be in LA for quite some time. The story is called, Ronny Turiaf: A Multicultural Warrior. Guess the Lakers already planned to let him go waaaaaaaay ahead of time back in 2007.

What are the Lakers going to do now? Well, some sources and rumors here and there are saying that they're the front runners to get who else but the very loving


Ron Artest: Tru Warier, who is his own agent. How fun is that!

It's the weekend, and I'm lazy, so let's just ponder over these NorCal/SoCal hateration dealings. Who's next? Is Thunder going to leave the Warriors and go down south? That would just be horrrrrrrible!!


Why can't we see the Dakotas battle it out with each other and let the Carolinas have their own civil war instead? Why us?! Why CALIFONIA!!!!!