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Friday, July 4, 2008

I'm In It To Win It, Mofo!

Yeah! It's time to represent San Jose, mother fucka! I Joey Chestnut, hot dog eating champion am here to defend my title today on the grandest American holiday of them all! Nothing screams America like me obliterating the competition by gorging myself with a 6 inch dog. Hell yeah!

Get ready Japo, because I'm taking you down!

1 comments:

Apryl DeLancey said...

Great pic - so do you think competitive eating is a sport? I mean really, these are athletes?