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Tuesday, July 1, 2008

B-Diddy Is Leaving The Warriors (For NY?)

As many of you know by now, Baron Davis may no longer be a Golden State Warrior, or for the purpose of this blog, a Golden State WARRRIAHHHHHH!

B-Diddy has decided to opt out of his contract and become a free agent, basically meaning he’s ready to take that long BART ride home to greener pastures away from Oakland. On the plus side, this frees up some money for the Warriors to use to keep Monte Ellis around and perhaps pick up someone else on the free agent market. This will also help the WARRIAHHHS pay for Don Nelson’s tab at McNally’s Irish Pub out in North Oakland.

Sadly, this is just the beginning of the Warriors foray into the free agency situation this year. Expect many different situations to possibly play our in the upcoming weeks. Biedrins name has been popping up around as a possible mover and shaker which kind of sucks because he brings in blocks, rebounds, and about 90 percent of the metrosexual fan base into Warrior games.

I’m personally waiting for the eventual Warrior crap out that happens every few years. Baron saying “so long” is already part of the equation. The full version would probably go something like this:

((2007-2008 Golden State Warriors) – (Baron Davis + Andris Beidrins) x Monta Ellis + Keith Van Horn) / The Return of Eric Musselman – Don Nelson = 2008-2009 Warriors

Or I wouldn’t be surprised if we just give up on Monta Ellis completely and our organization rests on Brandon Wright’s weary shoulders. That’s not a joke either, I really wouldn’t be surprised. I think at that point I’d probably give up and become a Laker fan since they’re good right now. Hey, it’s pretty much how every other Laker fan this year has come to be.

We’ll have to wait to see how this plays out for the Warriors, but there’s still the matter of what Baron Davis is going to do once he exits the bay. One expert (and I use the term loosely) has already made up his mind on where Baron wants to go:



Surprise, surprise. I’m just shocked Stuart Scott didn’t add a booya or some other over used catch phrase into the mix. What was the reaction Knick fans gave in response to this?

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Don’t worry though, that actually means they’re happy about it.

2 comments:

Ace of Spades said...

in the words of b-diddy:

"Clipps r possible. G State is where I wanna b."

he will be back. i still believe.

Ace of Spades said...

update: goodbye b-diddy, he's a clipper now GASP! sadness...