Max Zhang is from China and currently is on the Cal Men's Basketball team. At 7'2'' and 220 lbs, he's way too skinny to be a high-impact player. BUT he's got potential, and he's got moves! We're just hoping he gains some....60 lbs before the season starts later this year. Maybe that 60 lbs is unrealistic, and fine, maybe Yao Ming is 7'6'' and 310 lbs, but can Yao dance the way Max can?
I don't think so!
Look at Max move! You have to give him credit. The average American at 6 feet tall could barely handle the Soulja Boy properly. How a 7 ft tall Chinese guy does it is beyond me and probably beyond the law of physics as well.
Here’s hoping this is a sign of good things to come to Cal Basketball. With Mike Montgomery on board, let’s hope that Max develops into a guy remembered for his time on the court, and not remembered for his musical pursuits. Hm... an international Cal transfer student from China remembered for his musical pursuits… why does that sound familiar?
Shit. Punch me in the face now please.
Tuesday, June 17, 2008
Yao Ming Can Never Be As Cool As Max Zhang
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fun fact: william hung currently attends cal state northridge and enjoys playing ping pong outside in the school bookstore complex
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