Everybody Loves a Bulldog

Alas!! NOW we all know where Fresno is. Smack in the middle of California in the Central Valley STILL with ABSOLUTELY nothing to do.

I've heard that there's a bowling alley, a mall, and yeah...Fresno. Of course, their kind of bowling alley is probably equivalent to the Flintstones' Bedrock Bowling


and their idea of a mall is probably a gas station that sells candy bars in one corner, $5 Fresno tourist t-shirts in another corner, Icees in another corner, and more tourist t-shirts in one final corner.

But hey, the David Carr Theory might be working. A few days ago, I didn't even know about their bowling alley and mall. And now, I know about STEVE DETWILER, the hero in Game 3 of the CWS, who went to San Rafael High School here in the bay area.


I'm so into Fresno State's 1st ever CWS title!! Oh baby!! It's so awesome I don't need to type out the entire College World Series, CWS is E-nough! Move over David Carr. Detwiler, maaaaaaaan, once a bulldog, always a bulldog!

Alright, fine. I gotta confess. Sorry if this was a crappy post. It's late, I gotta sleep. College World Series, who cares? The California baseball teams suck, besides probably the Angels and maybe the A's. I'm the baseball writer, so here's my baseball post. Leave me alone, take it out on yesterday's post or tomorrow's.

I'm sure it was exciting for whoever was into the CWS, and props to Fresno State. You deserved it, I guess. But I still don't know what's in Fresno. So will someone please enlighten me?