Don't Fear, There's Other Things To Watch Now That Basketball is Over

As we stated before, now that the NBA season is over, you may be hard pressed to find any relevant sports topics here on this blog. Considering I have somewhat apathetic nature to baseball, the reporting for the MLB and the jokes will most likely be very poor and contain little analysis what so ever. You may expect quality posts from our other contributors but not me.

So, what the hell am I going to do for the next few months before football season begins? Well, in case you weren’t informed, there’s still a cadre of other sports that have little or no coverage in major news sources. Wow, who knew this untapped gold was still lying in the ground all this time? NFL, MLB, NBA, um NHL, ha! How about these fine athletic games?

- golf
- wrestling
- auto racing
- soccer while the ball is on fire
- horse racing
- dog racing
- baby racing

- hunting
- the Presidential Race
- pro wrestling
- mixed martial arts
- curling
- darts
- poker
- scrabble
- watching nerds playing Counter Strike

- extreme ironing
- skateboarding
- volleyball
- beer drinking
- thumb wars
- paper scissor rock
- bum fights

- competitive chicken
- Russian roulette
- Vegas roulette
- counting the amount of hateful comments we get (a lot)
- athletic paint drying
- car surfing
- playing tag with the Police (they always win)
- Golden Gate Bridge sky diving

Wow, who knew there were so many undiscovered athletes out there? It’s going to be a summer of fun!

Look throughout the day for this list to grow and grow.