SJ Sharkie's Emo Offseason Adventures

NOTE: I tried to find the most depressing picture of SJ Sharkie, but the way he's designed, he's always smiling. Nuts. This is the best I could come up with.

Hello friends…

Well it’s been a while since you’ve heard from me huh? Let me assure you everything is fine. You’re old pal SJ Sharkie is one tough mascot. You think losing in the playoffs would phase this shark? Well you’re wrong… sigh….

Sorry about that kids. I have to admit that these last weeks have been tough. There are a few times when SJ Sharkie wanted to just beach himself and leave this world forever. There were even a few times when SJ Sharkie would circle around Chinese fishing hot spots just hoping that they would use SJ Sharkie for some shark fin soup. That series to the Stars was a true heart breaker. Yes indeed it was a bleak time for me.

But luckily, SJ Sharkie went and got some help. After a few weeks of therapy, lots of Prozac, and a few sessions of electro shock, SJ Sharkie is back to normal!

You hear that world? SJ Sharkie isn’t scared of you. He’s ready to take on any challenge you throw at him! Even if you throw a 4 OT time game that the Sharks lost… Even if I stayed glued to my TV for practically 5 hours… Even if… oh who am I kidding? I can’t do this anymore!

Someone just point me to a killer whale now… please!

Hold on fwend! I know the same pwain that yew’re going through. I went thwew it myswelf .. Bwaqccckack (inaudible, Donald Duck like noises)

…. What? Someone else understands my pain? Someone else can relate to me. The sun is brighter, the birds are singing....There is a God!

Stay tuned for the emo, off-season adventures of SJ Sharkie and Wildwing.

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