Kobe's a Square, Chris Paul Got It All

(Remember, Ms. Auto is a Hornets fan)

I'm appealing Kobe's MVP award. It's not that I hate the guy or I think he's undeserving, it's just that I really do think that Chris Paul should have gotten it.

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The two guys are of the same caliber. Obviously Kobe has a lot more experience. He's been in the league, what...12 seasons? And Chris Paul, 3? WOW. Am I the only one to find it funny that it's taken Kobe 12 years to figure out how to be a team player? I'm sorry, but one successful season doesn't erase 11. But alas, we can blast Nick Cannon's Wild'n Out R.I.P. skit that joked Kobe's tombstone to say: "Here lies Kobe Bryant, he finally passed!"

Get it?
LMAO! HAHAHA.

Ok, the joking aside, maybe I'm just biased. I like my players to have personality. I've never met Kobe and who knows what he's really like. He's a great ball player, no doubt, but reputation and character are not the same. In my honest opinion, he seems like a square, with really bad taste in blazers.

And it's not like I love Chris Paul. I still don't know him. He has great ball handling skills and makes great assists. Come on, he's a beast. But unlike Kobe, Chris Paul seems to have personality!

In sports, we tend ignore what players are like off the court; in the end, we just want them to make our teams better and guarantee some team success. But dammit, I'm not going to worship an asshole. Yeah, for the most part they can all be assholes. But CP3 just seems cool. Come on, in a room with Chris Paul, Kobe Bryant, and Tim Duncan, who would you want to hang out with? The only non-square up in there--please give me CHRIS PAUL and let Kobe and Tim hang out at the bingo lounge!

Thanks, but no thanks Kobe, we don't want the Most Vain Player...we want the Most Valuable Player, and WE WANT CHRIS PAUL!

Keep reppin' your fans, Chris!
(But I guess he has 9 seasons to catch up and get MVP)