Make the Oakland A’s Exciting: All-You-Can-Eat Seats

Baseball is America’s sport, but sadly, not everyone pays attention to it. And the Oakland Athletic’s aren’t really pulling in fans like the Yankees do. Yeah, we don’t have Billy Crystal on our team, and you know what? Good!

But it’s a problem when the McAfee Coliseum hosts as much people as that Texas polygamist ranch, where about 400 children and 200 women were removed.

(man, i wish them all good luck in adjusting to life outside that ranch (minus the asshole guys))

So how the heck do we pull in fans and prove to them that Oakland A’s baseball is an event worth watching?!? Let’s give these people more bang for their buck! That’s right, the Oakland A’s are offering seats in sections 316 through 318 with unlimited hot dogs and soda for $35 per seat (who’s up for the hot dog eating challenge?)

"Now THIS is the REAL sport, and yes, I'm sexy"

The A’s, with their (8-4) record thus far, are doing alright. And if all you do is sit and watch the innings, then yeah, it might be boring. But bored at a game? Well then, SPICE IT UP! If you add alcohol in the mix, then it’s a splendid time. Good friends, good food, good beverages= JOY! But I’m not promoting insobriety. In fact, good times can be had without beer and liquor:

Take advantage of the all-you-can-eat seats by having that hot dog eating contest.

Not your thing? Trying to lose that gut and hoping it won’t go bad once football season begins?

May I suggest a juice or water-drinking contest!!!

Not enough moola for the water??

Go name the players on the team!!


Don’t know them? Game over??

Well then, name awesome baseball movies!!

Only know a few, well look around, and figure out who’s the hottest fan out there!

Endless possibilities, remember, you don’t go to baseball events to relax, you go to make baseball fun!

GO A’s!