Lopez Twins Declare For Draft, NBA Players Preparing to Become Confused

It’s official, Brook and Robin Lopez are heading to the NBA together. Brook had stated that he would not enter the NBA draft unless Robin declared also. Robin on the other hand didn’t really give a shit considering his stock is a bit lower than Brook, and another year might have been valuable to him.

NBADraft.net has Brook as a top 10 pick while Robin looks to be a late first rounder. I personally find it hilarious that Brook is considered to have more potential considering, you know, they’re identical. That must kind of suck for Robin, as people have to explain to him that he has the same physical prowess as Brook, it’s just that he sucks more at the game of basketball. Robin does have the benefit of dating Michelle Wie, making her his sugar mama if this whole NBA thing doesn’t work out.

After the twins announced their eligibility, Trent Johnson screamed at his TV and murdered two puppies. Officials then charged him with a technical, and had to escort him to the closest locker room they could find. He was then seen crying alone in the dark.

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