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Monday, December 31, 2007

Wrapping Up 2007 For Sports In California

"It's been a fun year."

Let’s see the good and bad that each major team faced over 2007:

NFL
San Francisco 49ers:
Good: The drafting of Patrick Willis gives birth to Patrick Willis Jokes.
Bad: Sobering up to the fact that Alex Smith maybe wasn’t the best number 1 pick.

Oakland Raiders:
Good: Justin Fargas broke 1000 yards.
Bad: What happened to LaMont Jordan? He was the rock on my fantasy team until week 10. Damnit.

San Diego Chargers
Good: Boasted an impressive 14-2 record and a number 3 seed in the 2007-2008 season.
Bad: Considering Marty Schottenheimer was 5-13 in the post season, the regular season meant nothing, especially since they went against the Patriots. Even worse, Norv Turner is 1-1 in the post season. Let’s keep our fingers crossed.

NHL
San Jose Sharks:
Good: Made it to the semi finals in 2007.
Bad: Three words: Ugly Ass Jerseys

Anaheim Mighty Ducks:
Good: Stanley Cup.
Bad: Can’t really complain about anything I guess.

Los Angeles Kings:
Good: Luc Robitaille’s jersey is retired. A nice way to send him off.
Bad: LA is constantly overshadowed by the city of Anaheim. I need not say more.

NBA
Golden State Warriors
Good: We believed!!
Bad: We stopped believing after a horrible start. Then we started winning again. We believe again!

Los Angeles Clippers
Good: Drafted Al Thorton. He’s doing pretty fine if you ask me.
Bad: Shaun Livingston. Ouch.

Los Angeles Lakers
Good: Kobe stays in LA.
Bad: Kobe stays in LA.

MLB
Oakland A’s
Good: Dan Haren has a great season.
Bad: Then he’s traded.

Los Angeles Dodgers
Good: Joe Torre is coming to town.
Bad: Pretty much pulled a New York Mets down the stretch of the season.

Los Angeles Angels
Good: Made the playoffs.
Bad: Lost in the playoffs.

San Francisco Giants:
Good: Barry Bonds breaks the home run record….
Bad: …with an asterisk.

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