Since two ranked California colleges (#18 Cal, #12 USC) are playing two ranked teams (#7 Arizona St, #5 Oregon), TPIC presents to you this first in a double pack presentation of “Know Your Opponent”:
Team Name:
Oregon Ducks
Oregon Ducks
From:
Eugene, Oregon
Things to do in Eugene:
County fairs, symphonies, white people
Little Known Eugene Fact:
They actually have an Asian Celebration (I kid you not)
Coach:
Mike Bellotti (101-49)
Real Coach:
Emilio Estevez as Gordon Bombay
If Dennis Dixon was a Mighty Duck he would be:
Jesse Hall, not because he’s black, but because Jesse Hall was a bad ass, and black.
Known as:
The school with the Pac-10’s highest points per game average.
Actually known as:
That school where Joey Harrington WASN’T a fuck up.
Uniforms supposed to remind you of:
Cutting edge design
Uniforms actually remind you of:
Roadkill
Things Made Famous by Oregon Alumni:
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest - Ken Kesey
Things Made Infamous by Oregon Alumni:
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